Ladies and gentlemen strap your belts in and set out for a thrilling ride of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more methods than you can count. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an humorous horror film that will have you laughing, scratching at your brain, and considering what the characters' lives are like for bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we see the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played magnificently by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're in for an exciting trip. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious cargo in the most unlikely locations. The only thing he knew was what he was in for, and he'd be the source of the legend of the century "Cocaine Bear!"
Now, forget what you think you know about bears and their preference for food. The film takes a tough stand and believes that when bears are addicted to cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla and there's a brand new leader in town. And the bear has a addiction to powdered drugs.
Our cast of characters, including the bumbling police and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent citizens who didn't know how to exit out of a paper bag are sure to leave you entertained. Their total incompetence is an amazing sight. If you ever find yourself having a need for laughter think of that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell in a bid to stop one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting one another.
We must not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf as well as Elsa. It's not those that appear on "Frozen." The two hikers come across a treasure trove of Colombian delights, and then before one can even hear "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. Do you really need one more Disney princess when you have animals that snort and roar roaming around?
The movie strikes the perfect mix of humor and terror it makes you laugh every now and gripping your popcorn fearfully the next. Body count goes up faster than hair in your neck, and you'll feel like cheering to each demise with wild satisfaction. This is equivalent to watching National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
It's time to talk about the ultimate showdown. Imagine: a cascading waterfall streaming down the middle, the fearless trio of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry waiting to battle that Cocaine Bear. It's a gruelling battle through to be remembered, featuring explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to challenge Tony Montana to shame. When you think you've lost the fight after all, (blog post) it's resurrected with a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of legendary proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have imperfections. Editing can be as unpredictable as a snoring squirrel leading you to scratch your head and thinking that the reel was secretly used as an scratching piece. You needn't be worried, viewers, for the bear's CGI is surprisingly top-notch. It is a show-stealing bear, even if they appeared to have a sugar high their own.
The story is an amalgamation that combines tension, double-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, when you're out the door smiling on your lips, remember that reviewer's last advice: Keep bears away from food, especially not drugs or fellow hiking buddies. As I've said before, it's unlikely to bring any good luck to anyone.
Then, go grab your popcorn, buckle down, and take a seat in an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." It's a one-of-a-kind cinematic experience that'll leave you in stunned, as you consider the powers of bears and undiscovered party possibilities.